Anyway, I'll thank you for the laughs by giving a special fire ant repellant.
Mix about two tablespoons of honey (molasses will do as well) with a cup of water. Using a paper towel, apply solution liberally to your shoes, socks, and lower legs. The Ph of the water reacts with the sugar to repel the fire ants who would otherwise be attracted to the sugar. Feel free to liberally share this idea with others in or at the ditch.
We don't know a woman named Sindee Seefan Peeinit.