Why didnt you include that it was a parody?
"Bush admits: "I was wrong about amnesty." (humor)"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1055384/posts
Punchline: "Karl Rove has just entered my office and handed me a card," Bush continued. "Let's see what's written on it. 'April Fool's, America!'"
I can't believe people actully read that - thank you so much!