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Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted
Smoking Gun ^ | today | staff

Posted on 08/11/2005 5:31:55 PM PDT by Rodney King

AUGUST 10--Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia's bras and panties.

According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib).

Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff's Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Oklahoma
KEYWORDS: sick; underwear
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1 posted on 08/11/2005 5:31:56 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King

Looks like this guy ran into the wrong couple.


2 posted on 08/11/2005 5:33:20 PM PDT by MIT-Elephant ("Armed with what? Spitballs?")
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To: Rodney King

He doesn't look that busted up to me.


3 posted on 08/11/2005 5:34:08 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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FIVE CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS?


4 posted on 08/11/2005 5:35:07 PM PDT by patton ("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
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To: Rodney King

I would have gotten him the 1st night.


5 posted on 08/11/2005 5:35:53 PM PDT by petercooper (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice.)
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To: Rodney King

Was he going to threaten some sheetheads with the purloined panties?


6 posted on 08/11/2005 5:36:24 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Rodney King
"Things that make you go.....Eeewwwww!"

FMCDH(BITS)

7 posted on 08/11/2005 5:38:44 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Rodney King

Geez, he certanly LOOKS like a democrat. Is he the local Air America guy?


8 posted on 08/11/2005 5:39:30 PM PDT by Tacis ("Democrats - The Party of Traitors, Treachery and Treason!")
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To: Rodney King

I hear his lawyer is busy preparing his briefs.


9 posted on 08/11/2005 5:40:32 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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Thats a heavey price to pay for a panty raid. Some local college girls would have given him their panties.


10 posted on 08/11/2005 5:41:08 PM PDT by Mister_Diddy_Wa_Diddy
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To: Rodney King

I'd like to know why this loser survived the first night. He wouldn't have walked away from my house that first night.


11 posted on 08/11/2005 5:42:46 PM PDT by Fairview
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But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.

Yikes!
12 posted on 08/11/2005 5:43:06 PM PDT by JamminJAY (This space for rent)
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....Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted .....

....remember the movie,..."A FISH CALLED WANDA"

....Italian customs?

:-)

13 posted on 08/11/2005 5:47:15 PM PDT by maestro
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Gonna make some happy convict a fine wife.


14 posted on 08/11/2005 5:48:58 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)
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To: Rodney King
As a victim, always remember to tell the police that you believe the perp had a knife or possibly a fire arm....then wail away! This guy was well on his way to being a serial killer. Good riddance! 10 to 1 he's a card carrying democrap
15 posted on 08/11/2005 5:49:30 PM PDT by Arcy
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Too bad they didn't think of simply selling her soiled unmentionables to the pervert. Everyone might have been much happier with such an arrangement.

Seriously, he's psychotic. How many panties does it take to total 55lbs?

I'm curious as to what makes this a federal burglary charge. I've always thought the thief had steal a certain dollar value in stuff in order to get charged that way. Or is breaking into someone's home to steal something enough?
16 posted on 08/11/2005 5:50:16 PM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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Who said "federal"? The story said "felony"... or are there skeletons in your closet that are escaping?


17 posted on 08/11/2005 5:54:17 PM PDT by nhoward14
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Maybe they weren't home the first 4 times. Work maybe?


18 posted on 08/11/2005 5:56:47 PM PDT by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: Jaysun
Seriously, he's psychotic. How many panties does it take to total 55lbs?

If they were my former roommate's (a LA actress & Model) it could be 1,000's

19 posted on 08/11/2005 6:02:44 PM PDT by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: MilspecRob
Looks like he had a bad night at Pop's Pavilion,in Glenrock
20 posted on 08/11/2005 6:07:38 PM PDT by BooBoo1000 (Some times I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep/)
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