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An English Lesson
Posted on 08/11/2005 3:49:11 PM PDT by SandRat
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To: SandRat
I were gowan to Deetroit with ma truck full a PrOduce
whin ah got stopped by the POlice!
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:01:27 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: speedy
No you're homophones ... it's what separates us from the savages! (And the trolls, who are often distinguished by their rampant homophonia.)
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:01:38 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
To: SandRat
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:03:12 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: SandRat
I'll always remember an argument with my HS English teacher once over tear (wet eyes) and tear (rip). Can't remember the poem but it ended with "a tear on her skirt" or some such. I argued a tear (wet eyes) would be ON the skirt while a tear (rip) would be IN the skirt. She won with rip because I needed the grade and that was back in the day one didn't argue with the teacher.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:03:19 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: Originalist
"If you call an orange an orange, why don't you call a banana a yellow?"
Apples and Oranges.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:04:24 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: speedy
Reminds me of that thin line between man's laughter and manslaughter.Or psycho the rapist and psychotherapist.
To: Borges
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:08:13 PM PDT
by
Originalist
(Clarence Thomas for Chief Justice!!)
To: yooper
Warning to Freepers well into their fifth vodka sour of the evening, which came out of a fifth by the way:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ THIS POST!
(Also, did you know that where any four Irishmen are gathered, you can probably find a fifth?)
If you keep that up, I'll be doing something that I might have to plead the fifth on....
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:08:42 PM PDT
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Tax-chick
Hey, who are you calling a homophone? You some kind of thespian or something?
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:10:08 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: Redcitizen
A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk and the stump thought the skunk stunk.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:10:44 PM PDT
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(Karen Ryan reporting...)
To: DumpsterDiver
Now those two are a bit close for comfort.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:10:49 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: SandRat
Why do the phrases "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing?
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:11:51 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(It is Watergate yet? Is it Watergate yet?)
To: speedy
No, I'm not Greek. We're from Oklahoma.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:12:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
To: Ol' Dan Tucker
Six thick thistle sticks.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:12:19 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: Tax-chick
Thanks for clearing that up. I thought you were one of those masticating perverts who matriculate everywhere.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:13:38 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: speedy
Oh no, not me. But I went to college with a few ...
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:14:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
To: Tax-chick
Hee hee. So you not only deny the allegations, you will take action against the alligators?
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:15:43 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: SandRat
Oh, you can have lots of fun playing around with the language. F'rinstance, the following words
can be punctuated to make exactly one grammatically correct sentence:
Mary where John had had has had had had had had had had had had the teacher's approval
Care to have a go? ;^)
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:16:07 PM PDT
by
SAJ
(`)
To: speedy
No, actually I think I'll go take a drink! (Not a fifth, though ...)
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:16:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
To: SandRat
When Hugh fell into the loo, he flew into a rage and threatened to sue. His attorney friend, a Sioux, pulled off quite a coup in winning the case.
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posted on
08/11/2005 4:16:52 PM PDT
by
catpuppy
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