Posted on 08/11/2005 4:52:47 AM PDT by genefromjersey
How to Make Your Wife Feel Insecure
Milan: A Macedonian motorist stopped for gasoline,while on the road to Rome. His wife decided to make a “pit stop” while they were at the station.
Six hours later , the police in Milan contacted him : had he, perhaps forgotten something ? If not, why was his wife still in their fair city : penniless, without documentation, and extremely irate ?
( Gee, Officer : I THOUGHT she was kinda quiet !)
Salt Lake City: A 35 year old man disappeared in late July, while on a solo hiking trip in southwestern Utah. His car was found in a national forest parking lot , and, fearing the worst , police launched a full blown search and investigation.
It didn’t take police long to discover the missing man – who has a wife and 3 children in Ohio - had bought airline tickets to Sydney, Australia , and was having a delightful vacation, thank you !
Utah authorities are considering a civil action to recover the estimated $ 20,000 they spent on search and investigation costs ; but , considering the wife and children he “forgot about” ,that might be the least of his problems !
Berlin : This has been a ROUGH week for wives ! A 75 year old man accidentally hit his wife with the car while backing into a parking space.
He was so startled by an onlooker’s screams , he ran over his 73 year old wife again !
We are happy to report the injured woman survived – thanks to prompt medical treatment….and the fact the car stalled after the second impact.
ping!
Bubba didn't mean to lie. He meant to say, "I did not have sex with that woman HILLARY CLINTON."
**SMACK TO FOREHEAD** Bump :D
I know a guy who did the exact same thing. I don't know how he wouldn't have known he had left her behind because she was a non-stop yakker.
There is an old English joke:
A bobby sees a car taking a hard turn, the back door flies open and a woman falls out.
The bobby takes after and catches the driver and says: "Did you know your wife fell out of the back of the car back there?"
The driver pauses a moment and then says: "Thank goodness, I thought I had gone deaf."
Ha Ha
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