Man says Dr. Phil was inspiration to scare wife (Wife Locked in trunk Alert)

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ^ | Aug. 9, 2005 | By DAN BENSON

[Cowman]

A good scare!! Sheesh! I just got a fright wig and a Hellen Thomas mask and waited outside her bedroom window one night.

[BenLurkin]

DId she suffer from teh 'delusion'that her husband was dangerous?

[bigmac0707]

"See what a good time we had when you thought you were going to be raped or killed? It's just like that Dr Phil episode "Re-kindling marriage via psychopathy". Now c'mon sweetheart-- drop that restraining order and let's move back in together."

[thoughtomator]

He should have simply claimed to be a Muslim, then everyone would understand.

[neither-nor]

This is giving me ideas....verrrry disturbing ideas. But not the ideas that the judge has :)

[isom35]

Fredonia? wasnt Groucho president there once?

[veronica]

Dr. Phil is scary, if you ask me. Mad TV does the best spoofs of him.

[mmercier]

I am getting the glimmer of an idea here...

After that guy killed his wife and put her into a husky tote I bought two of them, and made sure the wife saw them. She laughed at me, and said she was going to stuff me into one of them with a couple of cinder blocks.

I never should have taught her how to handle a heater, now it may well be too late for me.

Before I got married I was the boss, now I am the janitor.

[Albion Wilde]

Next thing you know, the Leftmedia will be asking him if he's a "born-again Christian." You know it will all end up being Bush's fault.

[PoorMuttly]

Wh....wait a minute.

Y' mean you're NOT allowed to lock your wife in the trunk of your car..??!!!!

NOW they tell me.

[HitmanLV]

But Dr. Phil will invariably ask him if he has 'taken ownership' of what he has done...

[Jaysun]

Dr. Phil is the devil.

[Cowman]

Before I got married I was the boss, now I am the janitor.

[TXBubba]

You seem to have hit the nail on the head.

[RichInOC]

"So how's that workin' for ya, Ron?"

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"Before I got married I was the boss, now I am the janitor."

Always, ALWAYS read the fine print, Dude! ;)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"Schueller first told his intentions to a bartender..."

Moe! How could you?!? ;)

[BenLurkin]

Yes. It is "Land of the brave and free!"

http://www.geocities.com/emruf/ds.html

[BigDaddyTX]

I tried to lock my wife in the trunk once, boy did she
let me have it when she got out the side door of our
mini-van!

[World'sGoneInsane]

What does Dr. Phil have to do with this? Or did he just take the place of the proverbial, "Voices in my head told me to do it?"