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To: jacquej

You know you're hungover when...

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the morefeasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it a shot!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new PC just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut the f*** up!!!!""


19 posted on 08/10/2005 11:12:21 AM PDT by AgentEcho (If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers)
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To: AgentEcho
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

Often called "driving the great white bus." :-)

24 posted on 08/10/2005 11:17:42 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: AgentEcho

You know you're hungover when...

10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut the f*** up!!!!""

That's my normal morning demeanor..........and I haven't had a hangover in years :)

29 posted on 08/10/2005 11:34:09 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoking ban supporters are in favor of the Kelo ruling.)
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