[Petronski]

A DNR means what it says, no more, no less: do not resuscitate. Do not revive. Do not defibrillate. Do not give CPR.

A DNR is NOT an order to deny ordinary medical care, such as antibiotics in case of infection. Such denial of treatment is against the law. This law is in place to protect patients.

Perfect.

Of course, be careful who interprets that DNR for you. The coldest hearts would use it as an excuse to kill you because they think you have weak knees.

LOL

[T'wit]

Earlier, I suggested a few things NEVER to say in Florida, on pain of your life. Due to his discussion of DNR orders, we'll have to add a few new ones:

"DON'T EVER WAKE ME UP AGAIN before noon or I'll divorce you."

"I was up so late, I JUST CAN'T FACE THE PROSPECT OF BEING UP AGAIN in time for work."

"Nah, I'll shower in the morning, IT WOULD JUST REVIVE ME AND I DON'T WANT THAT. I'm ready to dive into bed this minute."

Also, in Florida, stick to booze:

"Yes, thank you, I WILL HAVE ANOTHER GLASS OF ICED TEA. It's so hot today!"