Another challenging-but-delightful parlor game is born!
10. Because the Cubs had the day off.
9. I'm sick of Dungeons and Dragons.
8. Star Trek is out of syndication in my area.
7. Out of 100 public school graduates, none is literate and only one knows how to spell "lose."
6. Helen Thomas is having PMS and I don't want to GO there.
5. Postal workers in western Bolivia are on strike.
4. Armed space aliens are attacking Berkeley and nobody has noticed.
3. Comet Kohoutek was such a disappointment.
2. Janet Reno stood next to Charlie Crist, and Crist says George Greer is a hero, and Greer thinks Michael Schiavo is innocent, but nobody else does.
1. Michael is really creepy.