Mort....ahhhh, Morty...I wish you could string to sentences together coherently. Yuh FIRED.
Juan Williams: Good Ole SKUNKY. He's like The Gimp in Pulp Fiction. He's GOT to stay because it's just so darn FUN watching Brit and Chris Wallace slap him around like a cheap supermax catamite on death row.
Krauthammer...well he has to stay too because there is the intellect of titan in that damaged body. He could be the political equivalent of that Zuban guy in "Murderball".
Ceci/Mara: I think if I woke up next to either one of them I would chew my arm off to escape......