Unfortunately, I think you'd have to pay for the article now, since it's probably been archived.
I actually kept the "Election" section of that issue until a few weeks ago-right before my family's apartment was bug-bombed-because it was so great.
They also had a feature that focused on despondent liberals who couldn't reconcile themselves to President Bush's decisive reelection.
Let that be a lesson for you; NEVER GET RID OF ANYTHING!
;)
Well, I don't think I can be a packrat, LOL!