Sexual Her-Assment at Appalachian State

Townhall.com ^ | 08/09/2005 | Mike Adams

[wildbill]

Hello ladies. I am writing to initiate negotiations for a legal settlement that I think will be in the best interests of ASU feminists. When I saw your website, I felt immediately sexually harassed as I read the following quotes:

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

"Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece." - Anonymous

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The ASU women's center has a quotes page. I'm assuming that's where the offending quotes were. It has been changed: there are no quotes belittling men there.

Updated on 2005-08-09 10:28:31 by Amanda

[HolgerDansk]

I look forward to your answers to these questions. But, to be honest, I’m really looking forward to getting that check. My Ann Coulter Action Figure really needs some new cloths[sic] and I haven’t bought a gun in weeks.

Classic!

[NCSteve]

Another zinger from Dr. Adams. I hope he's not going to hold his breath waiting for a check though.

[NCSteve]

I will start listening to some of these women when they stop looking like the man on the front of the Quaker Oats box.

"Denouncing masculine oppression, Women's Lib screams protests against the policy of regarding women as 'sex objects'—through speakers who, too obviously, are in no such danger."

-- Ayn Rand

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Exactly when were they cute?? Skanks and flabby old broads with armpit hair, beards, mustaches, and a decidely "low-tide" aroma!

Well, there was this one time, near closing time in a bar and I'd had more than a few . . .

Besides, they like it when you tell them that, try it some time.

[little jeremiah]

Can't it be posted in its entirety (whine)?

Later possible pingout.

[Tax-chick]

Can't it be posted in its entirety (whine)?

As far as I know, Townhall doesn't require excerpting.

[little jeremiah]

I've seen his articles posted in their entirety other times on FR.

(Whine)

[Tax-chick]

Bop over to Townhall.com and copy it. (Nag.)

[ZULU]

"Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece"

I'd go along with that. Being a male chauvanist, I consider a beautiful woman superior to a man anytime, at least as my personal choice.

[little jeremiah]

Okay, okay. Maybe later. Just so you know, I have wretchedly slow dialup, way out in the boonies. Everything take forever! (Currently 29333 bps!)

[wildbill]

A class action would have to be done by an attorney. Individual suits could be handled 'pro se' or by the injured party himself without an attorney. It's not that hard. It can't be cause I've done it.

As a fun hobby it could be a project.

[wildbill]

Our Freeper posting thingee only has so much space. Go to townhall.com by clicking on the original source and you'll get them. They really are kind of funny--if you like jokes that demean the whole gender--but isn't that what the feminists are all against?

[wildbill]

29,333 bps. OOOOOOOOOH. You must be the ISPs pet! They must think the sun shines out of your arse. I remember the time I'd cut off my arm for 29,333 bps.

[little jeremiah]

I live miles out of a very small town. I'd love to have DSL, but no can do.

[clyde asbury]

Thanks for the ping.


The Weaker Sex bump.

[wildbill]

Just kiddin' ya, pal. I still have dial-up in the big city of Houston. I can't afford all the speed I'd like to have.

[Feiny]

Mike Adams strikes gold!

[little jeremiah]

Sometimes I'm speeding at a cool 38000 bps! I can hardly open my eyes then.

[dead]

Thanks for the ping. Though largely facetious, he really hits the nail on the head here:

Or does your double standard in the application of harassment policies really reflect a form of sexism against women? Perhaps you are really suggesting that women are emotionally inferior to men and, thus, need special protection from things that might upset them.

That’s the liberal mindset regarding “harassment” in a nutshell. Applies to minorities as well.