To: Billie
FR Finest maid. :)
This is fun. :)
Beautiful job on the Opener Billie, also loved the pledge.
To: Aquamarine
who-hoo.. better keep oliver away from the "hired help"...
35 posted on
08/09/2005 7:58:52 AM PDT by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your s God is!)
To: Aquamarine
How To Photograph A High-Strung Puppy
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. Dress in maid's uniform.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
"sit/stand" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
20. Consider buying "older, trained" rescue dog.
45 posted on
08/09/2005 8:17:56 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Aquamarine
FR Finest Maid!!!LOL! Poor dog - he/she looks so embarrassed.
Beautiful job on the Opener Billie, also loved the pledge.
Thanks, Aqua. It's kind of fun being rich and famous for a day or two. :)
65 posted on
08/09/2005 9:06:43 AM PDT by
Billie
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