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To: Archie Bunker on steroids

The judge's ruling is indicative of the heinous nature of the titty-twister. Unlike the double-finger eye poke, which can be neutralized by the counter-move of placing the hand vertically flush with the nose and perpendicular with the face, the titty-twister has no known countermove. Thus, a more stiffer sentence for its use is warranted.


23 posted on 08/07/2005 10:17:32 PM PDT by McBuff
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placing the hand vertically flush with the nose and perpendicular with the face

This maneuver is known as 'Curly Protection' and was widely practiced by pre-teens and psychologically arrested pre-adults until the late 1980s when Ted Turner took the fun out of everything.

25 posted on 08/07/2005 10:25:22 PM PDT by IncPen (There's nothing that a liberal can't improve using your money...)
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