I'm gonna marry my computer printer and file for the minimum earned income tax credit, since it hasn't been pulling its weight lately. Granted we have a platonic marriage, but it just hangs around printing out pictures of bon bons all day, so it might as well help cut my tax bill.
Hey, who's to judge about my lifestyle choices?
4 posted on 08/07/2005 7:53:39 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
("The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."-Wm. Clayton)