They should rename the Utes to the "White Trash Rednecks" or "Lardasses". Rural country people and fat people are still fair game (for now).
How about the (University of) Utah Mormons? That would raise few hackles.
"They should rename the Utes to the "White Trash Rednecks" or "Lardasses"."
Sorry, "White Trash Rednecks" was just snatched up by West Virginia University. Apparently they were concerned that "Mountaineers" would soon become offensive to the NCAA, too.
Hey, "Fighting Polygamists" is still up for grabs,...