[umgud]

I remember a scene from a movie years ago where two cops thought perp was hiding dope in an ern. One cp dipped his finger in the ern and tasted it.....then said; tastes like China White. The perp said no, it was actually his mother.

[Calvin Locke]

A couple of years ago, some burglars thought the container labeled "Charlie" was cocaine, and
started snorting it.

The homeowners were sort of taken aback at the ashes spread over the table or counter, mentioning to police that
the burglars must have been pretty thorough to sift through the dog's ashes. The cops looked at the pattern in the
ashes, looked at the urn, and looked at the name on the urn, and explained that "Charlie" was slang for cocaine.

Haverhill, MA, ~2002, iirc.

[dangus]

Aw, man. I just posted a joke about that before I read yours.

"hmm... tastes like China White."
"No, actually, that was closer to Chyna Phillips."