[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Now the government is going to put paper on the list of banned items.

Dangerous stuff. Haven't you ever gotten a bad paper cut? :-)

[Finger Monkey]

MmmmHmmm.

I have hurt myself more often, and more badly with paper than I ever have with nail clippers.

I daresay, I could slit someone's throat with a well wielded piece of paper quicker and more efficiently than I could with a pair of nail clippers.

And don't get me started with the weapons I carry on a regular basis called "Uni-Balls". And the garrote which is the strap of my purse and . . .

Sigh, I hope no one from the TSA reads this.