In fact we are trying to keep the bropkers out of the 'hood (guess I should say "'ville.") Bad element, dontchaknow?
"Nonsense, what do you think the WiFi is for? Get with it, man. What do you think this is, the 1930's? "
Sure embarrass an old 66 year old Grampa, who is out of the hi tech loop like you and your electronic buddies.
I agree about keeping those brokers out of your "hood". Give them an inch, and they will end up with your Safeway carts and your new tech weenie stuff.