Slug-a-bed? Not. Up with the chickens I was. Milked 25 cows, fed 35 hogs, shoveled off the steps and Walked 10 miles in the snow up to my chin every morning. Didn't like it, but I did it. BTW, where were you when I was doing all that work? In the bed, that's where.
Thou malignest me, Sistah Nan - - sniff, sniff...
I was MAKING UP the 10 beds in the house, including yours - AFTER I chopped kindling for the stove, helped Mama cook the bacon and eggs and grits, and cut out the biscuits with the jelly jar for her.....you did that other stuff to get outta cookng!