I'd posted way back to you
"[Will meet you under the oak tree at 2614 hrs...:))]"
and you managed to get here with one second to spare!
As you can see, your assistance with sustenance is needed,
if you please....an occifer and his missus deign to dine with us,
and we all will take turns guarding his 
while he sups.
[No - you needn't worry about your attire - they have been
forewarned you are...kinda...well...'out there!']