[kingu]

I can just see it now...

"Turkey upsets you so much? Fine, we'll go to lowest bid baloney instead. That way you can't complain about what animal you're eating because I doubt even the company that makes it knows what goes in there."

Hunger strike over in a half hour indeed.

[Busywhiskers]

When my Mom and Dad got married, my Dad wanted her make some ham salad like his Mother made. So my mother tried different recipes, but could just never get it right, as far as Dad was concerned. So Mom finally went to Grandma and asked her what the secret was. It turned out that Grandma used baloney instead of ham.

[little jeremiah]

Baloney - AKA lips and bags, or snouts if you prefer.

Makes me glad I'm a vegetarian!

Often eat rice and beans for days at a time - cheapest food on the planet.