Jonathan Swift suggested a Final Solution in his "A Modest Proposal."
Let them eat NARAL by-products. NARAL will say it's not cannibalism...just tissue.
/EXTREME sarcasm & Swift BUMP
(pardon me while I retch at the truth about NARAL.)
"...meals such as turkey chili mac, turkey a la king, turkey stew and turkey sausage were unnecessarily cruel."
You'll get no sympathy from me. You did the crime, now pay the time...and no WHINING!