It means that the Feds will soon come up with Affirmative Action legislation forcing Employers to set up a quota to hire Ugly People.
They will suggest catchy slogans for Employment Ads, such as:
"If you're a Boofer, We'll make you an offer!" or "We (HEART) Uglies!" or "We are an Equal Ugly Employer".
Help Wanted: Rocket Scientist. EOE employer. No employment discrimination based on race, color, sex, religion, national origin, age, disability, lack of training, incompetence, irresponsibility, previous acts of treason, previous acts of terrorism or butt ugliness.
