[Puppage]

In the entire country, UFOs, whether Elvis is deceased

Here, why not grab at these while you're at it?

[Right Wing Professor]

So pointing out that we don't usually decide school curricula according to the misbeliefs of a substantial fraction of the population is grasping at straws?

A substantial fraction of Americans think the population of the US is between 1 billion and 3 billion. Should we teach that in school as an alternative to the Census bureau numbers?