Chorus Bi Partisans:
He's a lumberjack Supreme Court Justice and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties Democrats:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus bi Partisans:
He's a lumberjack Supreme Court Justice and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties Republicans:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus The entire 'Hill' now:
He's a lumberjack Supreme Court Justice and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
Mounties Just the Democrats this time:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!
...He's a lumberjack Supreme Court Justice and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...He's/I'm a lumberjack Supreme Court Justice and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
Here now..juss 'avin a litahl fun..