"Boy (and Girl) From Brazil"
I'd make that a LOL if it weren't so disGUSTing. On the Slimes' part, of course.
Hey lets really get the NY Times on a wild goose chase.... The kids are obviously Roberts and Peggy Noonan's from back when they worked together in the Reagan WhiteHouse. The children were then shipped to South America and cryogenically frozen (probably by Nazi scientiists) until they were thawed out and adopted by their birth father 4 or 5 years ago.