Put em in the pot..... and then lets eat.
Something that you might find amusing, or disheartening depending upon your mood. Your post made me laugh and so I wanted to put together a witty comeback. I was thinking along the lines of a few phrases coupled with a picture of the traditional cannibal scene....the black-skinned natives dancing around the giant cooking pot which contains the traditional white explorers wearing the traditional jungle pith helmets. You'd think that an image like that, which is such a common and ancient theme, would be a terribly easy thing to find on the internet, wouldn't you? Well, I used the Google Image Search for the keyword "Cannibals" and I went through ALL 24 PAGES OF HITS and there was not one single image of that sort. There were only a couple of old drawn images, perhaps woodcuts, involving the giant cooking pot and all of the cannibals WERE WHITE! I guess that the liberal Google management has 'purged' their system of such 'offensive' and 'stereotypical' imagery.
It seems that there was a government change at home and this poor fellow was recalled.....and they did, according to the article, eat him on his return. I don't remember if it was a joke or reality but either way it was an interesting read.