Hey Doug, I know this isn't what you want...but, have you ever heard this (a parody): http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.capsteps.com%2Fsounds%2Fhillary-myway.mp3