"Beecause of Mrs Omalley eye drink two much."
Well, that isn't my fault.
"When Bullwinkle was Presidenting evrything was onederful and merrie and eye didn't drink."
Well.. I hate to tell you this but Bullwinkle was never 'Presidenting' anywhere.
"But now all is gloomy and depressing with terror and wars and the stresss that that awfull Omalley is presidenting who stole eyes makes just want to drink evrything."
Dude, that's just.. disgusting.
Drink everything?
Are you SURE that is SANITARY?
"Eye drink 10 beers a day maybe more beecase eye don't count and sometimes eye drink gin and rum and eyes."
And your father left because you cry too much.
"Can we get a President for hsappy times like Jason Voorhees again."
Umm.. okay.
Is it movie week?
"Eye hope so!!"
Okay, whatever, bye bye!
He drinks eyes?
While I have heard that eyes contain life saving fluids if stuck in a disaster without water, I think this chap is drinking too many eyes, and not enough beer.