[sergeantdave]

I buy cat litter and potato chips from Walmart because they're cheap. Then I go home, and me and the dog sit on the cat litter bag eating potato chips, while watching the cat dig a hole in the garden and doing his business.

It works for me.

[A. Goodwin]

...while watching the cat dig a hole in the garden and doing his business.

Dude, you really need to get a TV...