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Police Shut Down Kids' Lemonade Stand [Sausage vendor complained]
AP ^ | Aug 3 2005

Posted on 08/03/2005 9:51:34 AM PDT by george wythe

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1 posted on 08/03/2005 9:51:36 AM PDT by george wythe
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Dominic Serino (left), 9, and Ryan Decker, 11, were forced to pack up their lemonade stand at Salem Common on Saturday

2 posted on 08/03/2005 9:52:06 AM PDT by george wythe
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That sausage dude is such a wienie.


3 posted on 08/03/2005 9:54:14 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: george wythe
Jarrod Clowery is the sausage man. He said he regrets ever calling police because now all he gets are icy stares from people around town who heard about the story.

A free-market victory! The Sausage Jerk gets his comeuppance. I love it. I hope most of his customers decide to have a burger instead.

4 posted on 08/03/2005 9:55:15 AM PDT by Shalom Israel (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.)
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To: george wythe
Any "businessman" with half a brain would have worked a deal with the kids - by a lemonade from them, and get $0.25 off the sausage sandwich.

What a dolt.

5 posted on 08/03/2005 9:55:17 AM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
The sausage vendor is a wuss....

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

6 posted on 08/03/2005 9:55:19 AM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: george wythe
Hey, where's the sausage king's store in this picture ?

The sausage king could have partnered with the kids...got good publicity and sold more of both products.
7 posted on 08/03/2005 9:55:22 AM PDT by stylin19a (In golf, some are long, I'm "Lama Long")
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To: Lekker 1

Where's the US Dept. of Commerce when they're most needed???


8 posted on 08/03/2005 9:55:32 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: george wythe
Is there the business equivalent of the Darwin Award?

Maybe the "Edsels"?

If so, this nitwit should get one--quick, before he moves to start his new business....

9 posted on 08/03/2005 9:56:34 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (God save us from the fury of the do-gooders!)
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To: Shalom Israel

I still love an old fashion "shunning."


10 posted on 08/03/2005 9:57:17 AM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: Lekker 1

Gee, unintended consequences? He'll loose even more business now, the weini prick.


11 posted on 08/03/2005 9:57:29 AM PDT by jb6 ( Free Haghai Sophia! Crusade!)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

Processing section 1, chapter 23, subform AlphaUniform-12b in triplicate before they investigate.


12 posted on 08/03/2005 9:58:22 AM PDT by jb6 ( Free Haghai Sophia! Crusade!)
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To: xcamel

Exactly, to stupid to think outside the bun.


13 posted on 08/03/2005 9:59:29 AM PDT by jb6 ( Free Haghai Sophia! Crusade!)
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To: Smokin' Joe
Maybe the "Edsels"?

Don't forget New Coke and anything related to Iomega data storage!

14 posted on 08/03/2005 10:00:08 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: george wythe

Big man, calling the cops in an effort to bully a pair of kids not old enough to shave. What a braying jackass.


15 posted on 08/03/2005 10:00:55 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Bacon Man; Lazamataz; humblegunner; TheBigB; Hegewisch Dupa

I read the words "sausage vendor" and giggled like a schoolgirl.


16 posted on 08/03/2005 10:01:31 AM PDT by Xenalyte (The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.)
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To: george wythe

Yeah, that's it.

Arrest the kids, toss Kennedy out on the streets.


17 posted on 08/03/2005 10:01:33 AM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: george wythe

When you can't compete, whine and call the cops to get rid of the competition. Nice lesson for the kids.


18 posted on 08/03/2005 10:01:58 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."-Wm. Clayton)
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To: stylin19a; Abe Froman

If you're gonna talk about the Sausage King, you should at least ping him, yo. ;)


19 posted on 08/03/2005 10:02:26 AM PDT by Xenalyte (The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.)
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To: stylin19a
The sausage king could have partnered with the kids...got good publicity and sold more of both products.

And risk being prosecuted for violation of anti-trust laws? Don't worry, WalMart will open up a Super-Duper Sausage-and-Lemonade Only Mega Complex next door and put them both out of business.

20 posted on 08/03/2005 10:02:32 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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