John Bolton Named Ambassador, France Withdraws From UN

National Ledger ^ | 08/02/2005 | Chris Davis

[international american]

"“Europe survived the Nazi occupation,” noted Luers. “Who knows if they’ll survive Bolton? In the end, France did what they do best.”"

In other news, France's largest white flag factory declared bankruptcy today. The CEO of What Me Worry
White Flags sobbed " It's all over..........there is nothing left to retreat to anymore! This is the end mes amis".

[international american]

Annan continued " And now there is no company left willing to pay graft to my son. He is a big boy now........and I'll be damned if I will support him!"

[john drake]

Chirac continues to deny reality...France is already occupied by a foreign invader, the Muslims.....just wait until they proceed with a terrorist attack on French soil. Then we'll see who yells for help...but, mon ami, it will be too late.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

hehe....good one chris.

[Mark]

Well, at least Helen Thomas didn't threaten suicide over the appointment. Good job, Chris.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, NJAPF. I appreciate it. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I'd agree. Let's see it dissolved entirely.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, MY. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

[the invisib1e hand]

as a courtesy how about a disclaimer somewhere near the top this stuff like this only approximates real life?

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, Chena. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Don't know any French though. I can speak Spanish, but not French. Who wants to learn that snooty language?

:) Hehe!

[writer33]

In other news, France's largest white flag factory declared bankruptcy today. The CEO of What Me Worry White Flags sobbed " It's all over..........there is nothing left to retreat to anymore! This is the end mes amis".

Great stuff, IA. Funny. Thanks for reading and posting. I appreciate it more than you know.

[writer33]

Then we'll see who yells for help...but, mon ami, it will be too late.

You owe me a set of adult diapers, because I just pissed my pants. :) Funny stuff, jd.

[B4Ranch]

I was feeling great for a few moments, then reality set in.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading and posting, DBR. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Shazbot29]

What a hoot!

Too bad it isn't true

[writer33]

Well, at least Helen Thomas didn't threaten suicide over the appointment. Good job, Chris.

You owe me a pair of adult diapers too. That was way too funny, Mark. Thanks for reading and posting. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Yes, tih. I'll post the disclaimer next time. I thought the first paragraph was obvious.

[cricket]

“This just horrible,” whimpered Sen. George Voinovich, D-OH, breaking down into tears. “Too horrible to put into words. I’m worried about the fate of my children!”"

LOL and whole lot more on this announcement. . .you got all the bad guys in here. . .real nice, W33..

[Chena]

You welcome, glad you posted it. :)

[writer33]

Thanks for reading and posting, cricket. I appreciate it more than you know. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

I always try to make them FReepers laugh. They're too much out there that's frustrating. So, it doesn't hurt to smile a little.

Chris