[NeoCaveman]

I was on the phone with a very pleasant man, he seemed excited to have me come and interview, until he asked what "denomination" I was

You should have answered First Church of Christ, Roman Synod, Unreformed. It would have probably taken him a year to figure it out, what you meant. :D

[defconw]

I am writing that one down! You are very clever! ROFLOL!

[BaBaStooey]

That's hilarious.