The Taliban ... no, no wait ... Al Queda .... Doh, no .... Iraq? Yeah IRAQ!!!!!
Whew, I knew I'd get it right sooner or later.
Now, now, let's not be sarcastic. (Okay, let's.)
The war in Iraq has only made us safer. Just ask England and Spain. Heck, ask the citizens of Iraq. Besides, I'm wearing my anti-terrorism good luck charm. (Hey, we haven't had any terrorist attacks in the U.S. in three-and-a-half years, have we? It must be working!)