[Former Proud Canadian]

OTOH, internment of muslims, expulsion of all non-citizens, and a finding from the attorney general that islam is more a political entity than a religion, and therefore not subject to constitutional protection, might be a better form of retaliation for non-nuclear attacks.

Best policy I've heard. Also, uses all those abandoned downtown ballparks like Tiger Stadium.

[BlackElk]

Hold up, just a minute there, Bub. Mickey Mantle played there as did Whitey Ford, Billy Martin and a lot of others. It was in that ballpark that Denny McClain in his 30+ victory season for the Tigers, knowing that it was Mickey Mantle's last at bat in Detroit and with the Tigers well ahead of my Yanks, asked his boyhood hero, the Mick, where he wanted Denny to throw him a batting practice-style meatball, which the Mick, even in his diminished condition, parked in the furthest reaches of the stadium. This ballpark is sacred ground. Preserve it. Do not desecrate it.

Besides, we have numerous active volcanoes in which to store the Islamofascisti. Add pig blood and you have a very good solution.