Um, not to disagree with you or anything...but...
Helen of Troy was said to have had the face that launched a thousand ships. That's ships. With a P. I'm just saying
You're sure of shiPs huh?
"Helen of Troy was said to have had the face that launched a thousand ships..."
Looks like our Helen used her face to smack the bows.
Oh my sides! LOL!! I'm laughing so hard my sides are killing me! LOL!! Ships with a p LOL!! That was great!! LOL!!