Ah, come on in - the water is fine here. And this one is the most likely to kill or cripple our economy and our way of life within the next four months, I'd bet. Fall is just around the corner.
You have dark humor, I like that.
A quick google tells me that here in the UK the Gubmint should have 14.6 million doses (covering about 1/4 the population) of tamiflu available by "the end of the 2005/6 financial year (April 2006).
Why am I not reassurred?