I understand your sarcasm---but the fact is you seem to enjoy watching animals suffer --and joke about it....pretty sad.
You are missing the point - perhaps not well put on my part.
You must admit the time has arrived when we seriously do need to wonder if it is legal to kill a rat we trap in our home, that and what is the legal way kill it if it is legal.
Certainly I do not enjoy seeing an animal suffer. And right now I would love it if my cat that has been missing for two days would walk through the door and come jump up on my lap.