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To: floriduh voter
Other things not to say in Florida:

"I've been on my feet all afternoon and I'M READY TO COLLAPSE."

"I took one look at you, that's all I meant to do, and then MY HEART STOOD STILL."

"My throat is so sore I CAN HARDLY SWALLOW."

"My heart beats so that I CAN HARDLY SPEAK, when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek."

"California grows so much produce, you'd think you're IN A PACIFIC VEGETABLE STATE."

"I used to work in a television store but I HATE TO LIVE WITH ALL THOSE TUBES."

"I'm going to have surgery tomorrow, and until then, the doctor says DON'T GIVE ME ANY WATER OR FOOD."

410 posted on 08/11/2005 6:16:30 PM PDT by T'wit (Twit's Law #41: If justice were for sale, you could finally get some.)
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To: T'wit

What a great email. Lv it to you to come up with a list.


426 posted on 08/12/2005 7:34:39 AM PDT by floriduh voter ( www.conservative-spirit.org)
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