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To: neodad
I tore the tag off my mattress once.

Well then, it will be because of YOU that western civilization will crumble, and a new era of darkness will again cover the earth. For a thousand years!

28 posted on 07/30/2005 2:28:59 PM PDT by coloradan (Hence, etc.)
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To: coloradan; neodad
I tore the tag off my mattress once.

"Well then, it will be because of YOU that western civilization will crumble, and a new era of darkness will again cover the earth. For a thousand years!"

I hate to tell you this, but this is in fact a massive conspiracy. In homes all across the country, even among the homes of otherwise law-abiding citizens, new members of the not-so-secret cabal are formed. They look at those tags: "it is a violation of federal law to remove..." and, with a sneer and an evil snarl, they rip those suckers right off.

Our numbers are growing, muahahahaha...

47 posted on 07/30/2005 3:02:31 PM PDT by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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