Considering the fact that I don't have a physical address (I don't live near a road) and even the local addressing authority hasn't been able to come up with one, I doubt the census flunkee is going to do any better.
To help, maybe I won't fix the rotten boards on the 150' long swinging bridge they'll need to cross to get here. The thirty foot drop to the creek is, how should I say it .... inspiring?
One can't help wondering... do you have a helicopter?