Never mind all the safety stuff. All you need to know is get out the sun when you get hot, dont eat the sand, and don't stare at my wifes boobs. We'll all get along just fine.
Well, it she puts them out there, front and center for all the boob-lovers to ogle at, then, what do you expect?
There are swim suits that cover boobs. There are also t-shirts. She has a choice to cover, uncover or, um, accentuate her boobs. It IS her choice.
She just might..... oh, never mind.
Nice photo!
More is burning that the bbq...oh my achin' sunburn!
Legs, medium rare.
Okay now you did it.
We demand better pictures of your wife's boobs.