Larry King has a new line of fashion suspenders that are adaptable to primates who pose as newscasters. Also, the eyeglasses can be color co-ordinated with the suspenders to complete the Chimp/Newscaster ensemble.
"primates who pose as newscasters"
Is there really a way to distinguish the two? Given a typewriter, and a zillion years, I'd say they both have an equal chance of getting a story factually correct. I might even give the primate better odds.