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BOMB AWAY!('Stealth' review - laughable)
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Posted on 07/29/2005 3:49:01 PM PDT by frogjerk

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To: frogjerk

Boston Globe gave it half a star.


21 posted on 07/29/2005 4:36:26 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: frogjerk

(s)But But But it has special effects!!!!! It has a sassy blond woman who picks on men!!!!!(/s)


22 posted on 07/29/2005 4:38:49 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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23 posted on 07/29/2005 4:39:43 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! And I was hoping to like this one. Well, it does have Jessica Biehl...


24 posted on 07/29/2005 4:43:09 PM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: frogjerk

From another review:

"EDI is programmed to kill, but when he speaks, in those dulcet tones of servitude, he's like KITT from "Knight Rider" on his wimpiest day. He's so icky-fey that he sounds as if he's warming up to play Felix in a dinner-theater production of "The Odd Couple."


25 posted on 07/29/2005 4:44:42 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: CT

what was the swipe? last one I heard was in blacula or blade were wesley is asked who is in the white house and he replies " an asshole."


26 posted on 07/29/2005 4:44:58 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: CaptRon

[See bottom half of post above mine]


27 posted on 07/29/2005 4:45:00 PM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: BurbankKarl

She rides a bicycle in the movie?


28 posted on 07/29/2005 5:18:00 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Kirkwood

hahahahah!!!


29 posted on 07/29/2005 5:20:14 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath
Jessica Biel is a family movie by herself.....

She is so beautiful she absolutely kills me.

30 posted on 07/29/2005 5:24:07 PM PDT by Porterville (Don't make me go Bushi on your a$$)
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To: Kirkwood

She gets ejected from the cockpit...


31 posted on 07/29/2005 5:24:21 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: longfellow
what was the swipe?

The TV news is on, and the lead character asks, who's that? Another guy says he's the president (mildly familiar face). Then the lead says he never liked the guy, and that he was stupid, or words to this effect.

I apologize if this is not the exact way it works into the movie. But whenever I see this stuff I just go off. Then Mrs. CT shooshes me. But basically it took me a few moments to get back into the movie, and this piece could have never been there and it would not have made the movie any different.

32 posted on 07/29/2005 5:36:15 PM PDT by CT
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To: hattend
Who's got the login stuff?

bugmenot.com

33 posted on 07/29/2005 5:51:30 PM PDT by frogjerk
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To: frogjerk

Thanks.

Looks like a real stinker. I'll be missing it. Which is too bad because I like airplane movies.

The pilots won't complete missions because of collateral damage? Give me a break.


34 posted on 07/29/2005 6:35:07 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: frogjerk
I got the idea that the studio had given up on this one when they unveiled (so to speak) the new trailer for the film, half of which consisted of Jessica Biel in a bikini.

The linked review has some great observations, though:

The pilots, who refuse to complete missions because of their own freelance estimates of civilian casualties, sound less like warriors than members of PETA. One aborts a bombing raid on some nuclear bomb smugglers because onboard computers say "1,000 mammals" are nearby. So cows trump nukes?

It's funny to watch Hollywood reach out to the red states only to trip over its own insane values: The life of every living thing, even a roach, used on a movie set must be accounted for before the production can get an OK from the animal-rights groups, so "Stealth" imagines Navy bombers are under similar constraints.


35 posted on 07/29/2005 9:44:37 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("Liberty is not a suicide pact."--Fouad Ajami)
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To: frogjerk
In the first place, you guys ought to know better than to believe anything the reviewers say.

Just two minutes into the film I could tell that the reviewers would do everything they could to kill it. Why? Because the movie unabashedly promotes the Global War on Terrorism.

No kidding. And - What must really get their goat - is that the pilots exhibit a tremendous amount of concern about collateral damage and go as far as to abort missions if they think civilians will be harmed. The soldiers (pilots) are all portrayed as compasionate good guys, who don't hesitate to take out the bad guys (witout endangering civilians.) It's a pro-war, pro military movie, so naturally, the critics will pull out all the stops to kill it.

36 posted on 07/30/2005 8:00:19 AM PDT by pjd
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The pilots, who refuse to complete missions because of their own freelance estimates of civilian casualties, sound less like warriors than members of PETA. One aborts a bombing raid on some nuclear bomb smugglers because onboard computers say "1,000 mammals" are nearby. So cows trump nukes?

That isn't how it was. It was a village, and it looked like a fairly substantial village of at least a few thousand and only a short distance downwind of the nukes (which were in transport). The pilots estimated that, if they took out the nukes, at that moment, a radioactive cloud would descend on the village. Nothing about cows. Only people. Allies, at that.

The left-media don't want you to see this movie.

37 posted on 07/30/2005 8:12:58 AM PDT by pjd
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Also, there was another potential abort on a target that was right in the middle of a densly populated downtown area. They considerd aborting because their weapons didn't have the penetration necessary for the target's 14 feet thick steel reinforced concrete roof.

And just to set your minds at ease. None of the 'aborted' missions were actually aborted.

This movie is more likely to have the effect that TopGun had, way back when - With people standing in line to enlist because of all the cool fighting gear. So let the critics fool you.

Ok, it's not a great movie, but the reviews are written by left-wing loonies who want you to stay away.

38 posted on 07/30/2005 8:27:59 AM PDT by pjd
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To: pjd

oops. That was supposed to be 'Don't let the critics fool you.'


39 posted on 07/30/2005 8:29:38 AM PDT by pjd
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To: frogjerk
Too bad for Jamie Foxx. Ray was great, and he was fantastic in it. Then he chooses this stinker.
40 posted on 07/30/2005 8:31:22 AM PDT by Zack Nguyen
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