[konaice]

Of course anything not quite as big as Pluto amounts to:

a) an abuse of the word "large" in the context of planets
b) a hill of beans

[Brilliant]

Exactly. Even Pluto is so small that they are considering revoking its membership in the planet society.

[Calvin Locke]

Mr. Britt apparently got his journalism and marketing classes mixed up.

Having the title, Senior Science Writer, he must be bringing in the advertisers, or sleeping with his boss.