I just wonder who gives the mother daughter talks or the dad to son ones? :)
Birds and the bees should be quite interesting, not to mention the razzing and/or ass-whippings the kid gets if he/she is in a conservative area.
No kidding.
I read that Rosie O'Donnell got mad at her wife after breast feeding their baby. She was jealous of the bonding and made her start bottle feeding after 1 month.
But you're right, it would be grounds for annihilation if the child dared to think/say anything that didn't represent liberal groupthink.