Actually, we're "desecrating" an image of the official CBS Flag of Islamic America, not the U.S. flag. The problem is that the ugly monstrosity was created in the first place.
If there were a cloth version we could proudly burn it in front of CBS headquarters.
Yes, of course. And anyone who wished to thumb their noses at a flag desecration amendment can just make the white stripes slightly wider than the red. And then, of course, its not the US flag, is it?