To: West Coast Conservative
The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, Ill kill myself, she told The Hill
People are interpreting this incorrectly. She didn't say "The day Dick Cheney runs for president I'll kill myself." She said that she would kill herself the day she makes the statement "Dick Cheney is going to run for president."
But her statement already included the words "Dick Cheney is going to run for president." Consequently she has already made the statement and must kill herself today if she is to keep her word.
151 posted on
07/28/2005 2:04:18 PM PDT by
Moral Hazard
("I believe the children are the future" - Whitney Houston; "Fight the future" - X-files)
To: Moral Hazard
You sir, make Sherlock Holmes look like a 3rd grader! Genius!
178 posted on
07/28/2005 6:36:58 PM PDT by
Doc Savage
(...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
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