The farthest I go with the women in my life is to give them a sound 5 minute spanking if they have been too bad...
...or a sound 10 minute spanking if they have been too good. ;-)
Heheh.
You obviously had that same fundamental training that AppyPappy had. Check his #34:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1452503/posts?page=34#34